Submitted for your enjoyment this Christmas from my alter ego...Penelope.
Penelope’s Paltry Predicament
Penelope’s previously prickled persona passed in polite
pretense as she pondered her prospective purpose. Ah, ha! She proclaimed. A
party of perfectly pharoanic proportions would positively placate my pained perspicacity!
Having made peace with her previous preturberance, Penelope
prepared to plan the perfect party, choosing poinsettias as the pivotal point.
Pondering the possibilities of pigmentation for said party, Penelope picked a
perfectly profound product of the pink pigment – not too pale – as is her
preference for the priority of poinsettias.
Prevailing upon her local purveyor of products, Penelope
planned to purchase plentiful poinsettias of said pigmentation. Upon her
arrival at the purveyor’s place of production an unplanned pang of her previous
perturbation proceeded to persecute her psyche. Proceeding to pace the
passages, Penelope’s panic produced premeditations of presently perishing. Such
a predicament prohibited the purchase of poinsettias and practically poisoned
Penelope’s preference of her previously perfectly pigmented posies.
Perchance, what purpose would such premeditations present
themselves you plea?
Alas, the plenary of said purveyor’s paltry product of pigmented
poinsettias was primarily….leopard print!
Merry Christmas! And may your holiday's perspectives prevail to point to the true meaning of the season....the coming of the Savior of the world - Jesus!
And if you don't know who He is or what He means in your life, ask the God of all creation to present HIS gift this year and reveal Jesus to you.
Thanks be to God for His indescribable gift!
2 Corinthians 9:15
